More Fun With Headlines
This is what the congressionally mandated report, released yesterday, actually said:
“The commission believes that unless the world community acts decisively and with great urgency, it is more likely than not that a weapon of mass destruction will be used in a terrorist attack somewhere in the world by the end of 2013.”
Did anybody see a [...]
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Headline: ”Bush Apologizes For Economic Woes”
Well, no…
“I’m sorry it’s happening, of course. Obviously I don’t like the idea of people losing jobs, or being worried about their 401(k)s. On the other hand, the American people got to know that we will safeguard the system. I mean, we’re in. And if we need to be in more, we will.” -George W. [...]
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